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28th-Jan-2008 09:38 am
ezra haunted mansion skull
Greetings and salutations friends and confidants from all across the Interteleographary.

I thought it best to update you all the progress of my journey. I have arrived safely in New York city thanks to the speed and courtesy of the Greater North American Overland Carriage and Rail system. The machine that delivered me hence was a marvel of the age, their newest model, a towering behemoth a full 40 feet tall at the stern. To merely call this a locomotive would be an injustice. Sixteen wheels and two mighty boilers pulled the nearly two mile long train of coaches. It truly earns its given moniker, Chariot of the Gods! As for the train proper, it was as a city unto itself, with every luxury afforded to man available within. Thanks to the generosity of my uncle that is, I could never afford this sort of excess on my own.

At present, my uncle's airship is undergoing final preparations for the cross Atlantic portion of the sojourn. His manservant, Cliverdale, tells me that the main propeller drive has recently been upgraded, granting us six less hours suspended in the atmosphere. In a way, I almost regret it, recalling the times spent on Uncle's airship as a boy. Its a veritable palace in the sky, and I'm sure warm family memories will flood back to me the moment I set foot. A strange one that Cliverdale, there is something about his manner that is a bit unsettling. Uncle assures me that its simply because I'm not accustomed to having assistants waiting on me hand and foot, but still... I grow wary of his presence.

Perhaps it is simply because I'm nervous about my meeting. I shouldn't be. All plans are in order, and Uncle will step in and do most of the talking. He assures me that all I need to do is display the plans for my device (that still at present, I am not at liberty to divulge more information my friends), and he will handle convincing the investors of parting with their funds. Still though, what if they badger me in queries? These are powerful gentlemen, captains of industry, and despite the adventures taken in the last few years, I consider myself still but a lowly tinkerer. Perhaps I shall remind myself of the time the mole-men anointed me their king after solving that nasty spot with the cave creature. Or the adventure of the Orient, wherein I received highest honors from the noble sovereign of Shang-Ri-La (and no, I shall not betray its location, I have sworn an oath of the deepest secrecy). By the gods, I will muster the confidence somehow! (perhaps a few deep swigs of Colonel Breckinridge's All-Purpose Nerve Tonic will do the trick, they say its made with extract of genuine Cherokee snake-oil!)

Also of note! You may notice that my sponsors here on my Interteleographic Pane have been updated! Rest assured that I verify each establishment before allowing them advertising space. I can not give Lord Chumly's Haberdashery and Gogglarium higher honors! Why just this morning I visited their New York location, as in my haste I realized that I forgot to pack my morning goggles! Evening, daily, and formal were accounted for, but they in jolly old England are not as casual about such matters as we Americans. The fine young saleslady at the shop was most pleasant in helping find a suitable pair of eyewear (though none were needed in her alluring presence). I nearly spent a full hour perusing their wares.

Cliverdale has just informed me that he needs to use this Aetheroscope to conduct last minute preparations for liftoff. I shall not over extend my welcome to borrow Uncle's device, so I will be off! Wish me luck all! My next communique will be from across the pond!

Yours
Cornelius J. Huffnagle
Comments 
28th-Jan-2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
DEAR SIR:

IT IS WITH GREAT GREETINGS THAT I WRITE YOU FROM THE NATION OF LAPUTA. I AM IN THE POSSESSION OF 200 BARS OF PLATINUM AND REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO LIBERATE THEM FROM MY HOMELAND. IT IS MY BIG HOPE THAT THEY MAY HELP YOU FUND YOUR DEVICE.

PLEASE RE-CORRESPOND WITH YOUR BANKING INSTITUTION INFORMATION AND I WILL DISPATCH AN AIRSHIP CONTAINING A PORTION OF THE BARS POST-HASTE!

INDUBITABLY YOURS,
BARON ANDREW ATWATER
28th-Jan-2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
I find this correspondence highly dubious sir....
28th-Jan-2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
Well, it's a damn sight better than that "gentleman's enhancement tool" he was peddling a fortnight ago. I had to add another room in the back just to house it, and hire new coalmen for power, and I still have yet to see the "remarkable" results I was promised beyond a very uncomfortable burning sensation. I am of half-a-mind to notify the constable of his questionable (and potentially nefarious) business practices.
28th-Jan-2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
/ooc: this is comment is made of very win
28th-Jan-2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
/ooc: Thanks!
29th-Jan-2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
/ooc: Seconded!
28th-Jan-2008 04:38 pm (UTC) - Goggles!
Do they have goggles that you can wear even if you're not an Engineer?

Edited at 2008-01-28 04:40 pm (UTC)
28th-Jan-2008 04:50 pm (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
Oh yes! Of course! Ordinarly I simply rely on my old stand-byes, tarnished and patched as they might be; but I've been told that simply won't do where we're going. I picked out a fine gentleman's pair, suitable for morning constitionals, in a design markedly close to the morning coat that Uncle's assistant chose for me. The selection of ladies' goggles was absolutely astounding! All manner of design and color to suit your fancy. Please, select the advertisement that you see before you, their entire inventory is available on thier Interteleographic Pane!

As I understand it, while the air in England is not as soot-blackened as ours here in the states, goggles have simply become de rigeur fashion for people of all walks of life. The upper-crust is particularly picky about clothing, and goggles have just been adopted into those same standards.

Alas, I fear I may be overwhelmed by all the fuss and puffery, I would feel much less awkward would this meeting be conducted in my dear old laboratory.
28th-Jan-2008 05:12 pm (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
Hmm, nobs and their fashion. Just the other day a fashion designer on the coast hired me to help her acquire hats. She had decided pirate hats were the latest thing. But instead of having me go out and gather what is needed to make them, she told me to go out and kill pirates for their hats!

At first I was like, "What?!" But then I realized, you know... Two birds, one stone.

Oh yes, I'll certainly support your advertisers!

And when you get back, I hope you'll have time to make me a scope for my gun? I have the materials of course.
28th-Jan-2008 05:44 pm (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
Seems a bit inefficient to me.
I've dealt with pirates before, of both the sea and air variety. The airship is equipped with formidable ordinance, but should your recent efforts assist in our travels, you have my thanks.

Certainly I can fashion you a new scope! This is perfect, as I've recently discovered heretofore unforeseen properties of electroluminescent aether, and have been wanting to put them into practice post-haste! I think you will be pleasantly surprised with the results.
28th-Jan-2008 07:31 pm (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
Well, she's a Goblin, they're not known for their efficiencies.

Uh... I don't have any of that... Would it be available at the Auction House?
29th-Jan-2008 10:26 am (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
OOC: Steamwheedle! Tanaris! Comments of WIN!
29th-Jan-2008 03:58 pm (UTC) - Re: Goggles!
OOC: *curtsies* Why thank you. :)
28th-Jan-2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
michellehaseena
THIS IS AMAZING
28th-Jan-2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you madame!
I don't fancy myself a wordsmith, but I do what I can.
28th-Jan-2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
I would deal carefully with Cliverdale. The name sounds like an alias to me.
28th-Jan-2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
Indeed.
He was rather rude when asking for use of the aetheroscope. He seemed very concerned about me catching a glimpse of his proceedings as well.
I'll be keeping my blueprints under the most watchful of eyes for the remainder of the journey.
29th-Jan-2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Absolutely amazing!
29th-Jan-2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
thanks!
29th-Jan-2008 07:52 am (UTC)
Good day, good sir!

Remarkable retelling of events! You've got quite a gift there, a way with words I've not seen since the likes of my second cousin, a good sir Franklin Von Hobbelston. He was always a rather ingenious lad who, in many a pickle of a situation we found ourselves, would weave together a tapestry of words that has left me with a terribly vast trove of treasures not seen this side of world since Chaplain Grovers was found out by the Vatican.

But I digress, good sir. I have a proposition you might consider worthy of the undertaking, it requiring a man of such daring and cunning that, of the plethora of names made present upon my desk by my manservants, yours was by far and large the most lavished and, of the same consequence, suspiciously the most absent. I'd heard of your travels by way of my colleague, a Dr. Harold R. Barringdale. I'm sure I need not remind you of his trade or of his unfortunate condition, as, of all people, you know the most of his dubious regard. His name is all that need be mentioned here.

I'd like to meet with you, Mr. Huffnagle. I will be in Northampton on the First of February. You will find me in the pews of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre at precisely 1800 hours. I take it you'll show me the courtesy of punctuality, the same courtesy you neglected to afford our mutual friend, Dr. Barringdale.

Yours,
Arthur V. Truffing, Esq.
29th-Jan-2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, a terrible thing that happened to Barringdale. But at least he fared far better than our guide. I still shudder at the thought of the horror that awaited at the bottom of that ziggurat. Dr. Barringdale is quite lucky to be alive. Tell me, have the tentacles finally stopped growing back?

Our schedule is tight in London, meetings and whatnot. But I know Uncle Wilhelm is always up for an adventure. I'll discuss the matter with him when I can.
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