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Dashing through the streets In an open top V8 Oh the banks we fleece… 
24th-Dec-2008 01:07 pm
unfiction anakin
Dashing through the streets
In an open top V8
Oh the banks we fleece
Laughing all the way
Shells on concrete ring
Making Gotham bright
What fun it is to rob and sing
A slay-ing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Bat-mobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got away-hey!
Jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Bat-mobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got away-hey!

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Harley Quinn
Was seated by my side
The Bat was right behind
Misfortune seemed our lot
We ran into a barricade
And then almost got caught

Oh, jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Bat-mobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got away-hey!
Jingle bells, Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Bat-mobile lost a wheel
And The Joker got away-hey!

Now the ground is red
And back to the hide-out
I'm out of my head
Where is that flying mouse?!?!?!
I have to get away
Increase my running speed
Arkham has terrible Christmas food
And I don't even care if this last line rhymes! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha HA-HA-HA-HA-HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Comments 
24th-Dec-2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
nicely done!
25th-Dec-2008 07:06 am (UTC)
*applause* Have a Betty Blooper doll, good sir. ;-)
29th-Dec-2008 03:32 am (UTC)
HO HO HO-LY, Christmas song parodies Batman!
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