Lunch lady in a commercial for healthy water: "...fried bacon..."
Me: God, could you imagine, fried bacon?
Her: Ummm, honey, that's how bacon is made, its fried in its own grease.
Me: Oh, yeah, i guess so... er, I guess I was thinking like, breaded and deep fried.
Her: Ewwwww, nasty! Though, something tells me that you would actually really love that, wouldn't you?
Me: Oh, but should that terrible madness never be unleashed upon the world for I know that would succumb to its dark batter-fried porcine temptations!
Her (laughing): Ok, there, right now, open up your laptop and blog that!