WORST. CAROL. EVAR!

I love Christmas music, I really do. I'm the kind of person who will begin listening the week before Thanksgiving. I grew up with it, my parents have more Christmas music in their CD collection than any other genre. So I really didn't mind when they began pumping it over the stereo system here at work.
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ATTENTION ALL RADIO STATION OWNERS

We all want to hear good Christmas music, you know, fun classic stuff like Sleigh Ride, and Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and White Christmas.
- however -
NO ONE LIKES THAT FUCKING "CHRISTMAS SHOES" SONG! NO-ONE!!!!!

Also, stop playing crappy, shmaltzy, over-produced "Christmas love songs" from modern r&b singers.

Sincerely,
someone who loves Christmas and Christmas music.

p.s. The Trans-Siberian Orchestra makes Christmas sound like the Death Star is about to appear and blow up our presents.
p.p.s. The Muppets, are awesome. Play more of them. kthnxbai!