I'd like to tell you all the tale of one my favorite 'ghosts'. Elmer McCurdy, the outlaw who wouldn't give up. A man who led a very interesting life, and an even more interesting afterlife. Poor ol' Elmer, even in death he couldn't catch a break. He at least got a lovely funeral.... eventually. What follows is a rather macabre, fascinating, and TRUE tale....

( The Outlaw Who Wouldn't Give UP )